Jessica Coen

Sometimes, anyhow.

Friday, November 2

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What to Wear During the Blackout Apocalypse

One (1) pair of leggings or any other jegging-esque bottom with an elastic waistband, which will prove reasonably comfortable during both long periods of immobility and short bursts of activity (like getting up to light candles). 

One (1) pair of sweatpants with 5 days’ worth of crumbs and stains on them. Wear these whenever you are not wearing the leggings. Sleep in them. Wear them while trying to give yourself a kitchen sink-bath in the dark. Run errands in them. Do everything you can in these sweatpants and save the leggings for times when you need another human being to respond to you in a positive manner, like when hailing a cab. Do not hail a cab in sweatpants… Read More

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What America Needs Now: Clinton/Booker 2016

jezebelcom:

 

Fuck this election. We’re looking toward the future. Clinton/Booker 2016. Hillary for prez; she holds it down on a global level. Cory Booker for veep; he’ll save your grandma from a burning house and then invite you over to chill, while quoting Frederick Douglass. America needs this now more than ever: Something amazing to look forward to. Look at that image by the incomparable Jim Cooke. Don’t you feel better already? Clinton/Booker 2016. Pass it on. 

Thursday, November 1

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FEMA Panda will relieve your hurricane woes.

jezebelcom:

(Original image via Getty.)

Wednesday, October 31

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jezebelcom:

Unlike Dogshaming, the offending companion animals featured in CatShaming appear proud of what jerks they are. 
And make no mistake: cats are total assholes. 
via cat-shaming.

jezebelcom:

Unlike Dogshaming, the offending companion animals featured in CatShaming appear proud of what jerks they are. 

And make no mistake: cats are total assholes. 

via cat-shaming.

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Since Gawker Media’s servers have been reduced to an underwater shipwreck of sorts, Jezebel’s blogging from our special POST-HURRICANE EMERGENCY BLOG. Come on by.


Also, I made a ridiculous banner/header image, which makes me cackle because I am cold and dirty and without power and losing my goddamn mind.

Since Gawker Media’s servers have been reduced to an underwater shipwreck of sorts, Jezebel’s blogging from our special POST-HURRICANE EMERGENCY BLOG. Come on by.

Also, I made a ridiculous banner/header image, which makes me cackle because I am cold and dirty and without power and losing my goddamn mind.

Friday, September 7

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Back when the GOP was amusing.

Back when the GOP was amusing.

Friday, June 1

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chanzero:

The Kids of Winterfell
Wow. They really grow up fast in the North.

THEON! STAND UP STRAIGHT YOU ASSHOLE.

chanzero:

The Kids of Winterfell

Wow. They really grow up fast in the North.

THEON! STAND UP STRAIGHT YOU ASSHOLE.

Tuesday, May 22

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Well-played.

Well-played.

Wednesday, May 9

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It’s rare that I sincerely talk up Jezebel.

But there have been some particularly great posts this week (and it’s only Wednesday!). Talented ladies (and a gent) writing really good stuff:

(Okay, done being sincere. WORK SUCKS OR WHATEVER.)

(Why so many parentheticals?)

Monday, April 2

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curtcole:

My favorite moment on television tonight…possibly of all time. OF.ALL.TIME.

curtcole:

My favorite moment on television tonight…possibly of all time. OF.ALL.TIME.

Monday, March 26

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Wednesday, March 7

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whatevs:

fimoculous:

GLORY DAYS.

Lock’s mullet here is GLORIOUS.
Foxy Jazzercise 4LIFE!

Hello 2005! If I knew then what I knew now, I’d still not know much of anything.

whatevs:

fimoculous:

GLORY DAYS.

Lock’s mullet here is GLORIOUS.

Foxy Jazzercise 4LIFE!

Hello 2005! If I knew then what I knew now, I’d still not know much of anything.

Friday, February 24

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thedailywhat:

Badvertisment of the Day: Chris Duncan says he was casually browsing Facebook last night when he stumbled upon a familiar face in one of the website’s ubiquitous ads.
Staring back at him from some scammy looking insurance comparison site banner was none-other-than infamous 9/11 ringleader Mohamed Atta.
Venturing a guess as to the motive behind the use of a notorious terrorist in a throw-away Facebook ad, Duncan says they probably thought “A 9/11 hijacker can’t sue me for using his likeness.”
That he cannot. 
[cdncn / copyranter.]

thedailywhat:

Badvertisment of the Day: Chris Duncan says he was casually browsing Facebook last night when he stumbled upon a familiar face in one of the website’s ubiquitous ads.

Staring back at him from some scammy looking insurance comparison site banner was none-other-than infamous 9/11 ringleader Mohamed Atta.

Venturing a guess as to the motive behind the use of a notorious terrorist in a throw-away Facebook ad, Duncan says they probably thought “A 9/11 hijacker can’t sue me for using his likeness.”

That he cannot. 

[cdncn / copyranter.]

(via thedailywhat)

Thursday, January 19

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The only thing worse than cleansing is going off the cleanse.

The only thing worse than cleansing is going off the cleanse.