Jessica Coen

Sometimes, anyhow.

Thursday, January 19

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The only thing worse than cleansing is going off the cleanse.

The only thing worse than cleansing is going off the cleanse.

Wednesday, January 11

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Friday, January 6

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Even though it would probably destroy my sanity once and for all, I’d love this setup. Scary good.
felixsalmon:

@antderosa, King of Social Media. Things to note:
iPhone so heavily used that it needs to be plugged in 
iPhone used as a phone
Two different TweetDecks
Standing desk
Typing one-handed with his left hand
Button-down collar unbuttoned
Bottle of Champagne awaiting its next sabering
Pen and paper!
Just one question remains. How on earth does Soup get cellphone reception in the middle of the 19th floor of a skyscraper in Times Square?

Even though it would probably destroy my sanity once and for all, I’d love this setup. Scary good.

felixsalmon:

@antderosa, King of Social Media. Things to note:

  • iPhone so heavily used that it needs to be plugged in
  • iPhone used as a phone
  • Two different TweetDecks
  • Standing desk
  • Typing one-handed with his left hand
  • Button-down collar unbuttoned
  • Bottle of Champagne awaiting its next sabering
  • Pen and paper!

Just one question remains. How on earth does Soup get cellphone reception in the middle of the 19th floor of a skyscraper in Times Square?

Wednesday, January 4

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daniellenuss:

Oh January.

daniellenuss:

Oh January.

Monday, December 19

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mattchew03:

Since nobody else had, I took it upon myself to make this. #NotoriousKIM #RIPLilKim

Couldn’t resist, sorry. Back to work, everyone.

mattchew03:

Since nobody else had, I took it upon myself to make this. #NotoriousKIM #RIPLilKim

Couldn’t resist, sorry. Back to work, everyone.

Thursday, December 15

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It’s a fair question.

It’s a fair question.

Wednesday, December 7

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December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever
Vote early and often, folks. Catharsis awaits.

December Madness: The Tournament To Crown The Worst Christmas Song Ever

Vote early and often, folks. Catharsis awaits.

Tuesday, December 6

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Thursday, December 1

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Names, Words, and Phrases Appearing in a Single NYT Trend Piece

An abridged list, in no particular order.
  • Edmund Wilson
  • poststructuralism
  • the Situationists
  • “extrainstitutional intellectualism”
  • bourbon
  • “proletarian meta-narrative”
  • the Lost Generation
  • Cornell
  • Sacre Coeur
  • Jonathan Lethem
  • The Paris Review
  • paradigm
  • Jacques Derrida
  • French reactionaries
  • Brooklyn
  • “a hedonic treadmill”
  • Guy Debord
  • The New Yorker
  • Lady Gaga 
  • “stale tobacco”
  • Frederic Tuten
  • Utne Reader
  • Douglas Rushkoff
  • “slacker-revolutionary spirit”
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  • Michel Houellebecq
  • James Wolcott
  • Maoist
  • Paris Commune
  • Kanye West
  • “the inevitable failure of Marxism”
  • Kurt Andersen
  • N+1
  • Columbia
  • ’70s encounter groups
  • “a ladder to nowhere”

Wednesday, November 30

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Friday, November 11

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We need to stop the daintiness and describe the alleged offenses for what they truly are in the vernacular to somehow try to capture the monstrousness. Not anal intercourse or oral sex, which sounds clinical, but butt-f—king and blowjobs and cock-grabbing and pants-groping and other assorted acts that the 67-year-old Sandusky allegedly inflicted on eight minor victims over a 15-year span.

When we speak of the unspeakable, there’s a big emotional difference between “anal sex” and “ass-raping.” We should acknowledge it, even if it feels horrible, because it feels horrible.

Thursday, November 10

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Wednesday, November 9

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Piping hot remembrance of things past for your sexy bod.
whatevs:

Mmmmmmmmbest! Obvs.
[via @Jessicacoen]

Piping hot remembrance of things past for your sexy bod.

whatevs:

Mmmmmmmmbest! Obvs.

[via @Jessicacoen]

Tuesday, November 8

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Let me tell you something.
daniellenuss:

samburguesa:

this is real. 

Holy crap, y’all.

Let me tell you something.

daniellenuss:

samburguesa:

this is real. 

Holy crap, y’all.