Jessica Coen

Donnie, How Far You've Fallen From the 'Saw' Films

NKOTB on the Today Show: When Joey McIntyre says, “It’s almost like the last 15 years didn’t happen,” I’m inclined to think he’s referring to Jonathan’s bad-teen mustache, which is just as weak and whispy as ever.

Anyhow, I beg to differ with young Joey (he’ll always be the Young One, right?): Judging from the plump desperation of the fans gathered in the plaza to see a taste of the New Kids’ suspicious “reunion” this morning, the last 15 years most certainly did happen. Just ask the war-ravaged lines on Danny’s face. Poor Danny: Always the Gorilla One.

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OMG: IO Digital Cable has a new commercial!

It’s definitely marketing to a different demographic than the first one, that piece of reggaeton genius that implored you to “watch a lot of channels wheneva yo’ able.” Whether or not the new tune gets as deeply embedded in New York’s collective cortex as the original remains to be seen.

She also kept block parties under control

It’s not quite the same as Ricky the Special-Needs Monkey (it’s more awful), but it’s the little details that really struck me as making this one special:

Police to meet with Cumberland County DA about puppy’s death

On Tuesday, Laurie Caiazzo and her 11-year-old daughter were walking the Pomeranian puppy on Burnham Road.

[You know what happens here.]

The female pit bull, named Menace, was under a confinement order[.]

“That dog, in particular, had a habit of running at large,” Creps said. “Its mannerism, charging at people — people were afraid to be in their yards.”

And she's not very tired tonight, either.

I feel like my spam is getting genuinely nice. Maybe I’m just a mixed-up girl who lives in a lonely world of Rolexes and Viagra, but this honestly made me feel a little happy.

Hi Dear,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my great pleassure to contact you in having communication with you, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future.i will be very happy if we can  easiest communication and to know all about each other, and also give you my pictures and details about me, i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
your new friend.Miss Marie.

A woman's right to choose

Anyone else notice how politicians talk about Hillary ending her campaign as if it’s an unwanted pregnancy?

“Hillary, of course, will make the decision as to if and when she ends [it].”

“I think that it would be inappropriate and awkward and wrong for any of us to tell Senator Clinton when it is time for [it] to be over. This is her decision and it is only her decision.”

“It’s her decision to make and I’ll accept what decision she makes.” 

Discuss.

Game over.

This is why the internet exists. This is why we do it.

Special-Needs Monkey Celebrates

They made special cards, queued to wish him Happy Birthday, and one youngster brought a banana tied with a bow to help Ricky, the special-needs monkey, celebrate his 15th - and possibly last - birthday at Natureland.