coen:
they just interrupted commercials during oprah
lock:
WHAT?
coen:
um yeah
coen:
ah on p6.com
lock:
holy
coen:
omg page six has a siren.
lock:
wowzers
coen:
right?!
coen:
how fucking crazy is that???!
lock:
jesus
lock:
on broome street
lock:
no less
4.45 PM
neel:
holy shit heath ledger died
4.47 PM
coen:
on p6.com now
rovz:
link them?
coen:
you could say saw it on the news, page six confirms
coen:
throw noe some love
rovz:
they say it was a drug overdose. do we say that?
coen:
say that they said it
coen:
AP on it now too. just get it up.
4.50 PM
coen:
talk about celebrities you didn't expect to die today.
lock:
for serious
coen:
brad renfro, like, ok. he was off the charts.
coen:
but heath fucking ledger? serious a-list actor?
lock:
lock: dude shoulda stayed in brooklyn - Joey: traded it all for the bright lights of the big city - look where it got him
coen:
you two.
lock:
it's the only way we know to numb the pain
lock:
drudge siren
4.50 PM
coen:
it's like the whole world just found out during the same 10 minutes
rovz:
during the same 5 minutes
rovz:
that was amazing
4.51 PM
lindsay:
RIP Heath Ledger!
coen:
i know
coen:
like, omg
lindsay:
What a big ass celeb funeral that's gonna be
coen:
i think the whole world found out in the course of 10min
lindsay:
yeah
lindsay:
wildfire
4.55 PM
lock:
ok, this is funny
lock:
Subject: New York Sun Breaking News: Heathcliff Ledger Dies, Police Say
coen:
SHUT UP
coen:
can you fwd that to me?
5.00 PM
coen:
now i've got someone making the joker jokes
rovz:
oh God
coen:
you realize that in the course of 20 minutes we've gone from shock to spreading news to horror to sad, and now we're at humor?
rovz:
I'm not ready for humor
coen:
me neither!
coen:
i'm a little horrified by how quickly that happens
rovz:
though I did laugh when the CNN reporter said "we BELIEVE his ex-wife Michelle Williams was in Brokeback Mountain as well"
5.00 PM
lindsay:
my personal contribution is "Renfro/Pleshette/Ledger: MLK Week '08"
coen:
pleshette?
lindsay:
suzanne pleshette died
coen:
i don't even know who that is.
lindsay:
it's ok
5.00 PM
coen:
surrounded by sleeping pills.
lock:
yup
coen:
suicide
lock:
joker crying on the inside
coen:
GOOD ONE LOCK
lock:
har, the news just swept the curbed office
lock:
people here are a bit slow
coen:
you guys are too busy chronicling subprime shit
lock:
joker jokes officially over, 21 minutes after the news hit
lock:
time to start working the reax to the reax angles
lock:
like, are we SURE they finished ALL filming on the batman flick?
lock:
what if he still had some voiceover work to do?
lock:
it's too much to contemplate
5.05 PM
rovz:
ooh, look how nice the apartment was! corcoran.com/property/listing.aspx?Region=NYC&listingid=1100251
coen:
um link that
rovz:
ok
5.10 PM
coen:
i don't see denton in the live footage of paparazzi at the bldg door
lockloct:
eesh
5.15 PM
lock:
wait, this was mary kate's apartment?
coen:
what?
lock:
someone just made that claim here
5.15 PM
coen:
have you heard that it's mary-kate's apt? could be total rumor bullshit, lock said someone said it over there
rovz:
it was on Perez
coen:
plausible?
rovz:
she lives in Soho?
rovz:
I don't know, I'm sure it's plausible.
rovz:
funny, TMZ just reported "EXCLUSIVELY" that he's dead
rovz:
not like them to be behind CNN
coen:
i'm sure they'll get the toxicology reports
coen:
and pictures of the pill bottles
5.15 PM
bossman:
i can't believe heath ledger dies
bossman:
nevertheless, well done getting that up so quick
5.20 PM
bossman:
we flicked over to the homepage during the presentation
bossman:
and everyone saw the headline and went "what???"
5.20 PM
lock:
joey: "would probably be in poor taste to do a 'what other units are available in 421 broome street' post"
5.20 PM
lindsay:
broome street??
5.20 PM
rovz:
I'm pretty sure it was his apartment
rovz:
otherwise why would his housekeeper be there?
coen:
yeah
5.25 PM
lindsay:
haha, on the page six post:
lindsay:
Related Articles Heath Ledger and Yet Another Blond Girlfriend; Ladies, Look Who's Single!
lindsay:
I just read that mk olsen owns the apt
5.30 PM
coen:
it IS mk's
coen:
sewell chan on the case
lock:
wacky times
lock:
dude sewell chan IS the scene
lock:
ha, crappy valleywag splice on gawker disrupting denton's coverage
lock:
that amuses me greatly
coen:
pretty funny
5.30 PM
bossman:
omg
bossman:
they just threw mary-kate into the mix??????
coen:
HA
coen:
yes, it's MK's apt.
bossman:
how could this get any better from a tabloid perspective?
5.35 PM
coen:
it doesn't. i hate myself
5.38 PM
levy:
they took heath from us too soon
coen:
seriously
coen:
such crazy late-day tabloid action
levy:
and ashley olsen
levy:
once again, RUINING THINGS
coen:
nnono
coen:
MK.
levy:
no
levy:
mk's apt
levy:
ashley was there tody
levy:
THERE TODAY
coen:
WHAT?
coen:
where is that?!
levy:
gawker
levy:
that ashley can't leave well enough alone, can she?
5.40 PM
coen:
jesus, ashley was there today?!
rovz:
well, that's a rumor gawker is reporting
rovz:
is it confirmed somewhere?
coen:
no but it's a good rumor
rovz:
it is a good rumor
5.40 PM
coen:
ASHLEY WAS THERE TODAY?
bossman:
i saw, yeah
bossman:
that's how it gets better
bossman:
heath was having sex with ashley in mary-kate's apartment
coen:
no. NO.
5.45 PM
levy:
son of a bitch
coen:
first lance, now this.
levy:
EXACTLY
levy:
leave our heros be please
levy:
LEAVE THEM BE
coen:
ha
levy:
seriously, though
levy:
ashley was involved
levy:
wow
coen:
you don't know that for a fact
levy:
i don't really care, jc
levy:
the mere suggestion
levy:
there's a chink in the armor
levy:
in the olsen armor of invincibility.
coen:
they never had armor, ben
coen:
they were so fragile
levy:
non-fact
coen:
need i remind you of the cirque lodge?
levy:
they wanted you to believe they were fragile
levy:
so when they KILL
coen:
they can take their victims by surprise.
6.10 PM
levy:
any updates?
levy:
is AO in custody yet?
coen:
HA
coen:
that would be amazing
levy:
here's one to blow your mind
levy:
what if she is now WITH CHILD?
levy:
and it's his?
coen:
love the way your mind works
levy:
now that would be something
levy:
i think we can agree
levy:
if two celebrities are alone doing drugs
levy:
they're also having intercourse
6.10 PM
lock:
any new hot breaking intimate details??????
coen:
yes!
coen:
i just put on pink underwear!
lock:
YES!!!!
6.44 PM
lindsay:
ha, on the way home I was thinking I was going to make a joke when alex got here "let's go up to broome street and look at the media circus." and then I just read your blog!
6.45 PM
lindsay:
(I hadn't seen the post you linked to or any pics of the apt)
coen:
yeah denton ALL over it
lindsay:
crazy. I'd be so embarrassed to even be there!
