Jessica Coen

May 16
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Donnie, How Far You've Fallen From the 'Saw' Films

NKOTB on the Today Show: When Joey McIntyre says, “It’s almost like the last 15 years didn’t happen,” I’m inclined to think he’s referring to Jonathan’s bad-teen mustache, which is just as weak and whispy as ever.

Anyhow, I beg to differ with young Joey (he’ll always be the Young One, right?): Judging from the plump desperation of the fans gathered in the plaza to see a taste of the New Kids’ suspicious “reunion” this morning, the last 15 years most certainly did happen. Just ask the war-ravaged lines on Danny’s face. Poor Danny: Always the Gorilla One.